In the interest of decreasing boredom, why not try.......?

1. Taping your eyelids shut and pretending that you are blind for a few hours. See how long it takes before you break your nose on the door frame.

2. Watch 80's horror movies with the language changed to German. I.e., Carrie with Sissy Spacek - hillarious.

3. Buy a pavlova that is sized to feed 20 people - attempt to make a new world record on how many places the pav can insert itself. I.e., under the lounge cushion, in your little brothers nostrils...you get the general idea.

4. Feed your dog fairy floss and watch him cringe as it dissolves on his tongue.

5. Take a camera, find an open mouth, aim and throw a Malteser and snap away - at random people of course.

6. Churr.....

Any other ideas would be appreciated....