A loving god....pfffffft

It has come to my attention recently that many people that classify themselves as Christians, are very closed minded about things that go against their beliefs. I do not suggest that you compromise your beliefs - I am simply suggesting that you keep an open mind that others may not agree with you on every point you raise about Christianity in a positive light. I know many people that are "born-again" Christians that simply do not believe that God has any other emotion than love. This is simply untrue. And the Bible tells us this.

It is said that God is a jealous God. The last time I checked - jealousy, or envy
was a sin. It is mentioned several times in the Old Testament, taken from the King James version:

• Exodus 20:5 - "...I the LORD thy God am a jealous God..."
• Exodus 34:14 - "For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God"
• Deuteronomy 4:24 - "For the LORD thy God is a consuming fire, even a jealous God"
• Deuteronomy 5:9 - "Thou shalt not bow down thyself unto them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me..." (Great, so if my Grandfather hated God, does that mean I will be punished for his sins? I'm doomed)
• Deuteronomy 6:15 - "For the LORD thy God is a jealous God among you..."
• Joshua 24:19 - "...he is an holy God; he is a jealous God..."
• Nahum 1:2 - "...God is jealous..." (says it all...)

I am struck by awe numerous times when speaking with knowledgeable Christians about the fact that God is not loving all the time and they turn and say "Not my God. He's not like that - He loves all his children". How many God Almighty's do they know? I thought there was only one God? They claim to know the Bible, and treat it as infallible. So why then do they deny that God Himself has written in the Bible that He is one that will destroy you?
The following is taken from New King James version:

• Deuteronomy 9:19 - "...I was afraid of the anger and hot displeasure, wherewith the LORD was wroth against you to destroy you..."
• Nahum 1:2 - "God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries..."
• Joshua 24:20 - "If ye forsake the LORD, and serve strange gods, then he will turn and do you hurt, and consume you..."
• Deuteronomy 6:15 - "...lest the anger of the LORD thy God be kindled against thee, and destroy thee from off the face of the earth."
• Nahum 1:6 - "Who can stand before his indignation? and who can abide in the fierceness of his anger? his fury is poured out like fire, and the rocks are thrown down by him."

I do not particularly want to believe this 'nancy' version that the Evangelical Christians are trying to ram-rod down peoples necks. I believe in God. There's no doubt there. I just believe that He is not an airy-fairy God that goes around making everyones lives sugary-sweet and loves everyone no matter how many their indiscretions. If you have been to enough Church services as I have, you will, no doubt, have heard that God should be feared (Deut 6:13).

I do not think that sounds like the God that the Churches are trying to promote to the "un-believers". You would be surprised to find just how many people do believe in God, they just do not want to tell any Evangelical Christians because they fear that they will be badgered. I know this feeling. Sadly the term 'Christian' these days comes to define one that is a fanatic. Due to these people, the other true Christians out there who are living their lives exactly as the Bible tells, are being stereotyped. I know many people like this, and I really do feel for them.

Simply put, the God that many are trying to promote is not the one true God. He is one that has been made up to look good to gain members for the Church.

Insane typing skills...

Muchentuchen Tem says:
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Muchentuchen Tem says:
lol i keep snorting midorfi everytimje i read that (hahahaha, midorfi!)
Jam Ludovica Marie says:
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im so havng miley
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Muchentuchen Tem says:
STUPID CAPTHCA
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Aunty Tashana says (7:56 PM):
asin where youg ot them from originaly
Boomshanka says (7:57PM):
re read that last sentence you typed, lol


(sorry Tam - but you're the only one who talks to me for longer than an hour, so you cop all the shit. But I luvs ya the most! MOST YOU HEAR!)

Poor grammar bogans

One thing that really sends me over the edge time and time again is people who profess their inner emotions and opinions strongly of things they either like or dislike - but in their ranting forget to use correct spelling. Not only did the next guy insult my beloved Top Gear, he failed to use letters, spell words correctly, or put ANY capitals at the beginning of his sentences. GRRR! Another pet hate is people that unnecessarily put entire words in upper case letters, such as peoples names, places etc. Read on and feel my pain...


TOP GEAR.
am i the only bloke who thinks TOP GEAR is shit & JEREMY CLARKSON is a pube headed kunt? i was recently staying round a mates gaffe after a nite out on the piss & me , him & his bruvva were in bed watching telly ( it was purely above board, hands above the duvet, like when LAUREL & HARDY or MORECAMBE & WISE used to share a bed) They insisted on putting TOP GEAR on which he had recorded & having never been interested in cars iv always avoided this show but i was trapped & thought i'd give it a go.

what the fuck is that all about, its like, "LAST OF THE SUMMER WINE , THE MIDDLE AGED YEARS" Those 3 dickheads who r like walking mid-life crises think it's hilarious to try and cross the channel in cars modified into boats, they all talk in a really stoopid way wiv thier pony old scripted, "banter". CLARKSON in particular is a prick with his cowboy boots, jeans circa GEORGE MICHAELS FAITH video and hair like a 70's pornstar birds fanjita. they sit around smoking pipes in the studio as a sign of rebellion and talk about LAMBORGHINIS, and PORSCHES like they r playing wiv thier tiny cocks. the only one who is marginally likeable was nearly killed & not CLARKSON. where's the justice in that. mind you the berk would have probably been saved by that built in air-bag of a barnet he's got. anyway i did'nt like it , but my mates thought it was fucking hilarious. that's it, rant over, as you were. x

UPDATE:

i'd just like to point out that i am not 4 political correctness, far from it and i probably agree with a lot of what CLARKSON says, theres just something about him that makes me wanna punch him on the nose. and i don't like cars & have failed 3 driving tests so am probably bitter. I've just read CLARKSONS column in THE SUN , and although i agreed wiv a fair amount of his common sense views, he still managed to annoy me, i kept looking up at his smug picture and thinking, "what a knob". Also the geezer had the front to say that part of his manifesto for 2008 would be to get rid of the name KEITH coz he, "just does'nt like it" . the cunt's called JEREMY for fucks sake. I think all the KEITHS in BRITAIN should march to his gaffe, key all his, "penis extentions" (sorry sports cars) & shit on his front lawn. i might even change my name to KEITH by deed poll so i can get involved.

cheers.

RUDEBOY KEITH. X

Fucking hell, this guy is 39yo and he has kids. Poor kids. No doubt he would have only just finished high school by the sounds of things. He can't even seem to put apostrophe's in the correct places. You're a fucking idiot. I seriously felt some of my brain cells die whilst reading it.

The Budget 2008

Omg, a government official just admitted what we have all been thinking in regards to the baby bonus. I didn't catch who it was that said it, but he went on to say, "I have been in the racing industry for quite a while, and only the high achievers have foals." So basically, the government doesn't want bogans breeding - LOL. To be quite honest, I agree with him. We want to drive the national IQ level UP, not down by letting kids at 17 and 18 have kids cause they want $5,000 for a new pair of boobs or to bail their boyfriend out of jail. And I'm going to leave it there - because I imagine that I've just upset quite a few people .

Oh well, tough luck - I don't like you.

Whales = Cows

Finally someone agrees with something I've been saying for YEARS. Whales are just cows of the ocean. Japan have a hell of a lot of people to feed, and whales are definitely a viable pathway to solve the imminent food shortage. Well after a few modifications obviously. Such as, whales do not breed very often. So this problem needs to be addressed = genetically modified whales! If we can get a rat to have an ear attached to it's back, surely we can get whales to have a higher libido without too much difficulty. Problem 1 solved.

Problem 2: Housing the giant beasts. Tuna are housed in circular net-type cages, so obviously you would need quite a few acres of ocean to farm the whales. You can't GM the whales to make them smaller, that would defeat the purpose. You might as well farm dolphins instead, at least they enjoy having sex - makes increasing their numbers a lot easier. So we just need a friggen huge metal cage - about 10km2 roughly. That should be big enough.

Problem 3: Greenies. Find an island. Get a pair of every species alive and set up an open sanctuary type thing - like a safari - where all the animals can live together. Make sure there are plenty of herbs, fruit and vegetables available for eating. NO electonic communication. In fact, no communication what-so-ever. Dump ALL their hippy asses on the island and see how long they survive with "nature". See how long it takes before one of them gets eaten, goes nuts, and becomes carnivorous. I guarantee if any one of those makes it off the island, they would not give a shit about the welfare of an animal that contributes nothing but "cute noises" to the world. Another problem solved.

Problem 4: Being an endangered species. Simple, once you have reproduced enough, release them into the wild again. So what about not being able to cope on their own, blah blah blah. They'll pick it up. We're just going to increase their libido and gestation period, not their natural instincts. If some person in Khaki shorts and a pith helmet can teach a parrot or a kangaroo to live on their own again, surely we can get that same person to teach the whales how to swim again. Done.

I can't seem to think of any other problems. Perhaps we can set up farms around the world, and the price of whale meat can boost economies of countries that are failing on their own (providing they live near water, obviously). Also that could create jobs for people. The cows - sorry, the whales - need to be moved so that they can continuously graze on plankton. So naturally we need farmers, and "station-hands" to move the whales. Otherwise we will be over-run by plankton fields, and any way you look at it - that's not good.

So, farming whales will: create food, create jobs, revive the species from their endangered status and we will be rid of the Greenies. I think it's an option that should be considered.

Equality

Just watching Ellen this morning got me thinking. She was talking about how she's oh-so-happy about being able to get married, and that gays and lesbians are finally being treated equally. What a joke. Don't get me wrong, I think it's great that they can get married. But, I'm pretty sure if you ask anyone with darker skin in the US if they are being treated equally just because they are able to get married and have the same "rights" as people with white skin, the answer will be a negative.

Everyone keeps rambling on that we are should all be treated equally, but if you look closer, you'll notice that the people that are whining about being treated as outcasts are digging their own grave. The "blacks" rant on about being treated roughly by the "whites", but how many rappers do you see trying to get along with anyone with a different skin colour. They are segregating themselves by making it fashionable to the younger generation to be at war with the "PO-Lice".

Women are the worst. They are the ones who go on ALL THE TIME about how men are from Mars (supposedly) and women are from Venus. It has become a wide spread notion that we are completely different. I don't see too many differences other than physical ones. Mentally - we are only different due to outside factors, like our upbringing. The views of our parents generally shape how we see the world, so if your Mum goes on about how "primitive" your father is - you will grow up with the idea that all men must be like this - which we all know is utter rubbish.

The gays and lesbians seem to think that they are going to be accepted as part of society and treated equally, this is rubbish. Women were able to vote in the US in 1920, blacks in 1965, and both of those groups are still trying to be treated and accepted as equals. In fact, blacks in the US still can not legally vote, as act signed by the President at the time is only an "act" and not law. In Kentucky, they're being kept away from the polls completely.

So, sorry guys/gals/he-she's - line up and wait your turn. Sadly, we will NEVER be treated equally. So you'd better sit back and get that stupid idea out of your head and move on instead of lining the streets and complaining about it.

Farking Emo's

Emo....what a pathetic excuse for music! Granted, I have been known as the ecclectic music whore - cause I listen to and enjoy every single type of music ever made. But tonight I came across a set of lyrics that really got under my skin. Before I put the lyrics here - let me just elaborate a little. Most emo music is categorised by the fact that emo is short for emotional. Whoah, what a revelation there! What emo music fails to realise is that there is a whole gamet of emotions in regards to being human - whether they like it or not. So really, emo music should be called "sooky-whiny-my-life-is-so-horrible-everyone-hates-me" music. Because generally speaking - well, not just generally speaking - ALL of the emo music is just that.

Now, this does not mean that any song that is a sad song is classified as emo. For example, Eric Clapton's "Tears In Heaven" is NOT emo. Why not? Because Eric Clapton actually had a bloody good reason to write that song and to feel the way he felt. His son fell out of a 53rd floor window and died. So yes, he had a good reason to be depressed.

Well known emo bands such as Simple Plan, My Chemical Romance, Wendy Icon, I Killed The Prom Queen, Dashboard Confessional, Jimmy Eat World, The Used and AFI demonstrate simple lyric meanings which usually revolve around the concept of love won and lost and the inability to cope, being picked on by bullies, or feeling inadequate because the deli ran out of your favourite ice cream. Hence, the reason why they should not be defined as "emotional" but rather "sooky-whiny-my-life-is-so-horrible-everyone-hates-me". Still with me?

Moving on to the real reason why I am here. I came across a message board no doubt full of "sooky-whiny-my-life-is-so-horrible-everyone-hates-me" children and found a post that read...."the greatest song ever! I can relate to it....it's my whole life in a few words..." and so on and so forth. Now, the song in question is "God Must Hate Me" by Simple Plan. The lyrics are as follows (edited version - if you want to read the full lyrics see http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/simpleplan/godmusthateme.html)

Last night I just wanted to have fun
To go out with my friends
I took my dad's car
I never thought he would find out
But I crashed in a wall
Man I'm dead
I guess it's no use
I'm screwing up ever little thing I ever try to do
I was born to lose
God must hate me
He cursed me for eternity...
Maybe you should pray for me
I'm breaking down and you can't save me
I'm stuck in hell
And I wanna go home
Last night I had to study for this test
I forgot man I'm dead
And now my brain is bursting out of my head
I can't think I can't breathe
Once again...

So what in the world am I supposed to do?
I never did anything to you
So can't you find something else to do?

And the whole horrible thing continues on whinging in a similar fashion. Why does this lad seem to think that God could be bothered wasting his time picking on him? All because he took his dads car and crashed and died. It's his own bloody fault - wanker.

The point is - lets take all the emos, put them in a room, and let loose a million flying ants after smearing them in honey whilst forcing them to watch Napoleon Dynamite. That should fix them.