Poor grammar bogans

One thing that really sends me over the edge time and time again is people who profess their inner emotions and opinions strongly of things they either like or dislike - but in their ranting forget to use correct spelling. Not only did the next guy insult my beloved Top Gear, he failed to use letters, spell words correctly, or put ANY capitals at the beginning of his sentences. GRRR! Another pet hate is people that unnecessarily put entire words in upper case letters, such as peoples names, places etc. Read on and feel my pain...


TOP GEAR.
am i the only bloke who thinks TOP GEAR is shit & JEREMY CLARKSON is a pube headed kunt? i was recently staying round a mates gaffe after a nite out on the piss & me , him & his bruvva were in bed watching telly ( it was purely above board, hands above the duvet, like when LAUREL & HARDY or MORECAMBE & WISE used to share a bed) They insisted on putting TOP GEAR on which he had recorded & having never been interested in cars iv always avoided this show but i was trapped & thought i'd give it a go.

what the fuck is that all about, its like, "LAST OF THE SUMMER WINE , THE MIDDLE AGED YEARS" Those 3 dickheads who r like walking mid-life crises think it's hilarious to try and cross the channel in cars modified into boats, they all talk in a really stoopid way wiv thier pony old scripted, "banter". CLARKSON in particular is a prick with his cowboy boots, jeans circa GEORGE MICHAELS FAITH video and hair like a 70's pornstar birds fanjita. they sit around smoking pipes in the studio as a sign of rebellion and talk about LAMBORGHINIS, and PORSCHES like they r playing wiv thier tiny cocks. the only one who is marginally likeable was nearly killed & not CLARKSON. where's the justice in that. mind you the berk would have probably been saved by that built in air-bag of a barnet he's got. anyway i did'nt like it , but my mates thought it was fucking hilarious. that's it, rant over, as you were. x

UPDATE:

i'd just like to point out that i am not 4 political correctness, far from it and i probably agree with a lot of what CLARKSON says, theres just something about him that makes me wanna punch him on the nose. and i don't like cars & have failed 3 driving tests so am probably bitter. I've just read CLARKSONS column in THE SUN , and although i agreed wiv a fair amount of his common sense views, he still managed to annoy me, i kept looking up at his smug picture and thinking, "what a knob". Also the geezer had the front to say that part of his manifesto for 2008 would be to get rid of the name KEITH coz he, "just does'nt like it" . the cunt's called JEREMY for fucks sake. I think all the KEITHS in BRITAIN should march to his gaffe, key all his, "penis extentions" (sorry sports cars) & shit on his front lawn. i might even change my name to KEITH by deed poll so i can get involved.

cheers.

RUDEBOY KEITH. X

Fucking hell, this guy is 39yo and he has kids. Poor kids. No doubt he would have only just finished high school by the sounds of things. He can't even seem to put apostrophe's in the correct places. You're a fucking idiot. I seriously felt some of my brain cells die whilst reading it.