Bumble Bee Murder Controversy

Mum just placed, well not placed.....chucked.....an entire stack of newspapers onto a bumble bee that just happened to be on the carpet. Poor thing, started buzzing like mad. Then the unreasonable woman lifted the papers up after the bee had gone quiet, and removed it from the house by squashing it with a tissue.

I'm glad I'm not that bumble bee. Buzzing around, enjoying your life happily - when you find a small pocket of cool air amidst the heat of summer. Of course you fly towards it and realise that there is an opening. Again, of course you are going to enter, what might be paradise.You fly in and realise that your life may suddenly be quashed by a little old lady bearing a stack of newspapers. Luckily the soft, squishy-ness of the surface below cushions you and enables you to live even for the moment, before the little old lady comes back to finish you off with a tissue.

Of course being a bee, this could all just be *buzz* *buzzzzy* *buzz* *buzz* Or their minds could be blank......I think thats the way my mind should have been made, then I couldn't freak you all out with my infinite randomness.